Ok so a few weeks ago, I posted about the dolphin in the toilet. And not that anyone else finds humor in these, but I wanted to blog about a few more phrases just so that I have it documented somewhere for future reference! I started giving Cole bites of goldfish crackers last week and when going to put the bag up in the kitchen, I picked him up and he took a cracker out of his mouth and laid it on me (he takes almost all food out of his mouth and then eats it like he is a gourmet and has to taste it to make sure it is up to his standards first!). This resulted in my saying the very intelligent line of "I have a goldfish on my shoulder" like it was something exciting. And another saying I have been using frequently deals with the fact that our teething child (number 8 poked through today!) is part goat/woodchuck/cannibal (he bit my shoulder!) and chews on everything. Instead of saying "no" 8.4 million times a day, I have started saying things like "that isn't Cole's" or "Baxter isn't going to play with you anymore if you pull his tail" or "Thank you, I'll take that" or when he tries to bite on the coffee table (my favorite) "We don't eat wood in this family". I'll leave you with a picture of the boy looking angelic and not ntutritionally deprived to the point of gnawing on wood.
