How to eat oatmeal

First you have your mama (or dada) make some yummy steel cut oatmeal on the stove.  Once it cools, you take a big spoon and proceed as follows:

 Lick the oatmeal off the spoon with your tongue.

 After realizing this is a slow approach, stick as much of the spoon in your mouth as possible to consume as much oatmeal in one bite.

  

Use your hand to catch any oatmeal dripping off the spoon.

Never wasteful, you lick the oatmeal off each finger or...

you can just lick all your fingers at one time to go the whole energy saving route again. 

Happy cooking and eating!